The Dirty in My Mind Blanket

Why settle for a mere blanket when you can have The Dirty in My Mind Blanket? This sassy and sarcastic pastel wonder is sprinkled with little hearts throwing grumpy and grouchy outbursts, serving as the perfect barrier against life's annoying people and pests. Made entirely from 100% Polyester, this medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² or 300 g/m²) is as soft as a baby's bottom, but way more durable.

Features:

• Grumpy hearts and sarcastic pastel design to ward off unwanted company.
• 100% Polyester for ultra-soft, medium heavy-weight cuddling.
• White reverse side because why not?
• Double needle topstitch on all seams for that extra durability.
• Maintains shape and dries faster than your morning coffee spills.
• Laundry rules to follow: No dry cleaning, no ironing, tumble dry on low heat, no bleaching, cold machine wash or hand wash to keep the sass intact longer.

Perfect for those who like their humor served dry and their blankets extra sarcastic.